Season One · ten books · one serial

Nothing Happens HereNothing Happens Here

Each book is one complete episode, from cold open to Zog's log. Read them in order: the jokes stack, the trousers escalate, and the thing humming under Bakerfield gets louder every book.

1. Book One The Alien Butthole Invasion First contact went surprisingly well. Second contact kicked in the garage door. Spotlight: Sam Whitmore
2. Book Two Zog Goes to School Enrolling the alien went fine. The toilet did not. Spotlight: Eddie Kowalski
3. Book Three Food Fight First you test every food on Earth on the alien. Then he meets your mother. Spotlight: Carlos Reyes
4. Book Four The Social Alien The alien went viral. The cover story is a watermelon. Spotlight: Kevin Marsh
5. Book Five Zog Falls in Love A lonely alien falls hard for a garden gnome. The gnome declines to comment. Spotlight: Zog
6. Book Six Bubble Boy After twenty-eight days in a bubble, the only man the disguise can’t fool gets four hundred dollars and a fake mustache. Spotlight: Agent Dale Buckley
7. Book Seven Tech Support The smartest computer in the galaxy finally gets online, and five idiots ask it to do pre-algebra. Spotlight: Li Wei Chen
8. Book Eight The Sleepover Zog finally falls asleep. His dreams stay up all night. Spotlight: Zog
9. Book Nine Alien Fight Club Nobody can get hurt inside an alien force field, and Eddie is charging five dollars to prove it. Spotlight: Eddie Kowalski
10. Book Ten Visitors from Above Earth gets its first inspection in four thousand years, and the only town anyone can show the inspector is Bakerfield. Spotlight: Sam Whitmore